My life was getting boring. Predictable. I needed to shake things up a bit, so my roommate helped me come up with a plan — we called it O.L.D. Operation Limp… Well, never mind about the ‘D’. Yeah, the limp part sounds yucky, right? Don’t judge — that’s just because of logistics. It’ll work out.
O.L.D. is a big success. Everything went down without a hitch. Except for one teeny tiny thing. Actually, the most important thing. Ugh. So, it was a disaster. A beautiful disaster that changed my life.
Boring and predictable were the least of my problems now.