As they say, when in Rome…
Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen the sex tape.
So what if Luca Androtti has the hottest ass I’ve ever seen.
Even low level mafia are out of bounds.
Besides, I’m a rookie cop who’s never left the office.
But some bright spark at Interpol just sent me to Italy.
And now I’m pretending to be a high-class escort.
Slinky red dress. Kick ass heels. You get the picture.