Note to self: If you accept a job offer from your brother’s best friend,
Don’t sleep with him.
And definitely DON’T get pregnant.
Eli Whiss is the big bad boss ready to huff, puff, and blow my little panties down.
I’m the little sister that comes equipped with a “DO NOT TOUCH” sign from big bro.
Our relationship starts with me spilling coffee on his junk and trying to rub it clean.
Embarrassing doesn’t even begin to describe my red face.